ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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