i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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