FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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