Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Randomize
