Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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