I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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