How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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