my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
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It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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