I hope mine doesn't look like that
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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