I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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