It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
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He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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