i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
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hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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