The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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