You can't motorboat a personality
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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