if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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