Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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