i think my mom watched the whole time
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
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There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
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If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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