i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
