Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Everyone says I win the strip club
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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