Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
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i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
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its like you know when i get waxed
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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