I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
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your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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