I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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