i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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