my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Don't EVER smell your tampon
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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