come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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