Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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