we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
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I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
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I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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