i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
