wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
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