Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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