i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
