i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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