Everything about him screamed your future.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
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She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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