not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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