But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I think people are normalizing furries
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