is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
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Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
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Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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