bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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