My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
It's never too late to be topless.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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