"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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