At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
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who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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