You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
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i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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