We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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