just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
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In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
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I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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