At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
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I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
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Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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