i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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