I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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