Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
only you would photoshop your dick
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
USA USA USA
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.