Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's always time for handjobs
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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