did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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