My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
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This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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