We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
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There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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