The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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