Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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