First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
You smell like stripper and shame
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
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Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
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he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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