watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
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Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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